Sh*t Your Married Friends Say

My father proceeded to marry my mother’s so-called best friend. We called the new woman “The Black Widow” because she had had two previous healthy husband die very mysterious­ly. My father came to the realizatio­n one day that the rest of us knew: that his wife had killed her two previous husbands.
My father will turn 75 next month. He divorced her giving up half his assets at 70. He has the best asset of all though: His life.
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